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EU passing law giving cephalopods equal footing as... →
The cultists are at it again!
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November 2010
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Why is Cthulhu on this 300-year-old gravestone? →
The winged skull atop the gravestone is not unusual for pre-1750 gravestones, which had a range of meaning-laden symbols on them, from arrows (symbolic of martyrdom) to scallops (symbolic of resurrection). But the cephalopod, which might be anything from a cuttlefish to a squid, is seemingly unique-a search of the literature turned up no record of a pre-1750 gravestone with any version of a...
Nov 27th
Cephalopod Cultist exposes himself →
Nov 15th
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They could be among us right now!
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October 2010
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Meet the mimic octopus: the cephalopod that can... →
Are you sure that the person next to you isn’t one?
Sep 7th
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Three arguments for the consciousness of... →
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August 2010
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“Some cephalopods are able to fly distances up to 50 m. While the organisms...”
– Cephalopod - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia That’s right: JET POWERED OCTOPUS is a real thing.
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The Summer Squid Report →
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July 2010
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Sharktopus. It’s not a matter of “if”. It’s a matter of “when”.
Jul 31st
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More signs that octopi are smarter than you think →
Jul 25th
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Words from a priestess of the cult of the octopus →
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Paul the Psychic Octopus, Herald of Great Cthulhu... →
The Herald of that horrendous High Priest begins its campaign to take over the Internet!
Jul 11th
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Super squid sex organ discovered →
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June 2010
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Syfy is obviously an octopus front →
With such titles as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus to their credit, it’s obvious that Syfy is part of the propaganda machine. This stunt delivers the gaming youth of today into their clutches.
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Immortal proto-cephalopods  →
Even now I’m sure their eight-legged ocean brethren are enlisting this mindless army of unkillable blobs and working to learn their secret. The Octopalypse is closer than ever!
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